It's A Metaphor Fool

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donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

wimpynoodle:

things you can jack:

  • my meat perhaps?

things you can’t jack:

  • my swag

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

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floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

howdoiputthisgeekily:

popculturesavvyangel:

warriorchicken:

hijabiswag:

hijabis be like

Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

popculturesavvyangel:

warriorchicken:

hijabiswag:

hijabis be like

Yeah but in my high school, pretty much every girl wears a hijab, and we kinda have this sixth sense so we know whenever anyone has shit hair. I dunno how, maybe its that brief glint of panic in their eyes whenever there is a breeze, or maybe its the extra pin holding the scarf in place. And whenever that happens, your scarf could get pulled at any given moment and you dunno when and its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

its like the hunger games but with teenaged muslim girls.

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

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cinema-sins:

Everything Wrong With The Fantastic Four

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnA4E9H5sDU

No movie is without sin.

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