It's A Metaphor Fool

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realestmatt:

theartofl:

The superheroes we all need.

AM I FUCKING SHAFT FROM YOUNGBLOOD!?!?

realestmatt:

theartofl:

The superheroes we all need.

AM I FUCKING SHAFT FROM YOUNGBLOOD!?!?

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

Spores
Say Anything

you know i still know how to fuck your eyes crossed. It’s your loss, it’s your loss.

wedontgivethatup:

orlesianscum:

wedontgivethatup:

when your enemy revives itself

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when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways

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when your enemy has another form

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(Source: waltdisneysdaily)

federyk:

anim3xl0v3r:

reservoir-fantasy:

"Thank you, Anna."

okay…… who sold their soul?

sam and dean 

hotwinger:

"If you hate Tumblr so much, you should just delete your account."

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sushinfood:

how do children EXIST

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

(Source: angryblackman)